Burt in a China Shop?

Sometimes I'm afraid I act like this when I make a new friend: "Out of flowers?  OK, let's play 'throw each other in the pond!' Oops, you don't know how to swim?! Oh no, neither do I!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA9opHsLACk

Then I'm afraid this will happen to me as a result:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzIG2_nxApM